so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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