saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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