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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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