I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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