PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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