Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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