Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Farmville is her only friend.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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