My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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