He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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