Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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