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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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