So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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