i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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