Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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