Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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