Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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