Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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