No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Randomize
