maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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