Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
