I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
you never un-have a 4some
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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