I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
They took my balls.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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