State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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