I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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