The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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