She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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