He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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