I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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