I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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