brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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