Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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