If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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