I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Four minutes until I can fart!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Your cock deserves a montage
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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