Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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