Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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