i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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