You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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