I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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