Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
