Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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