can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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