he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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