so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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