Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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