Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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