they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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