Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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