He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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