They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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