do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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