i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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