I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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