Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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