her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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