another moral hangover. fuck.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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